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Tongue Twisters

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I’m not a fig plucker nor a fig plucker’s son,

but I’ll pluck your fig’s ’til the fig plucker comes.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

I am not the pheasant plucker, I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate.

I am only plucking pheasants, Because the pheasant plucker’s late.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned. So what could they do?

Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!”

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern,

And the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back.

And the bitter bittern, bitten by the better bitten bittern said:

“I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!”

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw, Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.

Had Soar seen See’s saw before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,

See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw.

So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.

But it was sad to see Soar so sore, just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw!

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

I cannot bear to see a bear, Bear down upon a hare.

When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, “Forbear!”

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

I need not your needles, they’re needless to me;

For kneading of noodles, ’twere needless, you see;

But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,

I then should have need of your needles indeed.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad but a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad’s heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground that the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn’t please her whim.

From her tree toad bower, with her three-toed power, the she-toad vetoed him.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.

These sheep shouldn’t sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

You’ve no need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight,

For a night-light’s light’s a slight light,

And tonight’s a night that’s light.

When a night’s light, like tonight’s light,

It is really not quite right to light night-lights with their slight lights

On a light night like tonight.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt a piece of felt

which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Swan swam over the sea, Swim, swan, swim!

Swan swam back again. Well swum, swan!

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington’s windows with warm washing water.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Give Mr. Snipa’s wife’s knife a swipe.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Once upon a barren moor, There dwelt a bear, also a boar.

The bear could not bear the boar. The boar thought the bear a bore.

At last the bear could bear no more, of that boar that bored him on the moor,

And so one morn he bored the boar, that boar will bore the bear no more.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott.

Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott.

Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, then Shott was shot, not Nott.

However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott,  but Nott.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

 

There was a young fisher named Fischer, who was fishing for a fish in a fissure.

A  fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in; Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker, It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,

Or some stickler who is slicker will stick you of your liquor

If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

(eZaroorat – Tongue twisters)

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